The meaning of life as told by squirrels
You have to assemble your life yourself, action by action. Squirrels bury many nuts, knowing not every specific treasure will be unearthed. But if they keep scattering enough effort around, they'll be rewarded in time.
What toilet brushes have taught me
Toilet brushes are great philosophical tools in my life because they force me to ask a single question: Am I prepared to deal with my own sh*t today?